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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The Boondock Saints


The Boondock Saints is a lesser known movie than most, but I have absoutley no idea why. This movie is incredible and one of my top five favorite movies of all time. It's a bit Tarantino-esque. It has really no big stars except for Willem Dafoe (Norman Ozbourne/ Green Goblin - Spider-Man). He isn't the main character though. Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus star as two highly religious Irish men who believe they're on a mission from God. They decide to track down all the low life's and mafia members and criminals in South Boston (Yeah, that's right. It's filmed in Boston), and fuckin shoot the shit outta them. An FBI agent (Dafoe) is on their trail. But he believes what they do is right. He has to make a decision on weather he wants kill them...or join them. David Della Rocco co-stars. You havn't heard of him because this is the only movie he has ever been in. Not sure why. He doesn't act like a rookie. He acts like a pro. It also co-stars Billy Connolly (Series of Unfortunate Events), and Ron Jeremy (yeah that's right, the porn star). Don't worry though. He doesnt fuck anyone(exept himself once, but it isnt that graphic). The quotes from this film are classic. Some of my favorites are:
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
Rocco: "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"
Rocco: "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!" Connor: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. "
And the prayer on the picture below:


***** 5 of 5 Stars *****

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