Date Movie

Date Movie is one of the worst movies I've seen in a LONG time. It was absolutly terrible. The jokes were flat 90% of the time and unnecisarily gross. The Kill Bill spoof was kinda funny and Sophie Monk and Carmen Electra were effective eye candy, but pretty much everything else was just god awfull. There was no plot. Only attempts of spoofs of 'Date Movies' (though some of them wern't really date movies: Kill Bill, King Kong, Napoleon Dynamite etc.). Wheather you're watching Alyson Hannigan pop a disgusting zit or watching Eddie Griffin gag on a sweaty chest hair ball, you'll be nearly puking and certainly not laughing. Maybe they needed the other four writers from Scary Movie, because the writing was that of an immature rodent. This movie blows. I'd rather sit at home and watch the paint peel of my balls...er I mean the um...walls.

1 of 5 Stars (And I'm Being Generous)